The most useless pockets

I could rant for days on the clothing industry as experienced by women.  In particular, too many pants come with no pockets or useless pockets.  In some kind of cruel twist, clothing makers take away pants pockets then give us pockets in a most useless place: the front of shirts.

Boob pockets

I call these "boob pockets" because they're almost always awkwardly placed where there are too many curves to be useful.

What, exactly, can I put in these pockets?

They're annoying and useless.  My plea to clothing makers: please stop with the boob pockets.

The one-sided boob pocket 

Flaps and buttons on the boob pockets 

Almost subtle boob pockets